Like every day at work during lunch time, I read the free newspaper. And like every other newspaper, there's the Horoscope at the end. While I don't generally pay attention to them because they make no sense, today I was bored and decided to study and ponder on what mine said.

CANCER
June 22-July 22
Kindness can melt a frozen heart. Be grateful to an unexpected helper. A vivid fantasy puts a romance on the rock.

Hum... Okay?


"Kindness can melt a frozen heart." WOAW! That's really deep!!

So by that I assume I'll end up being nice to someone (like I always am) and break through their shell or something? I'm sorry but at the moment, I don't know anyone with a frozen heart, I have no idea what you're talking about, unless I'm supposed to make a new friend on the bus on my way home.

"Be grateful to an unexpected helper." I can't help but think about Santa's little helper when I read this. xD

Geez, you'd think that the horoscope would know what kind of person Cancers are if they you tell stuff like that. I'm ALWAYS grateful when someone helps me! Some people even tell me I say 'Thank You' way too much! Whatever that means...

"A vivid fantasy puts a romance on the rock."

First of all. I have no romance (sniff), so I don't see how that could happen. And of what kind of fantasy are you talking about? @___@!! My fantasy of going to an Ayu concert? My fantasy of @#*&%$! (censored) with Jensen Ackles? BE MORE CLEAR!

The "... on the rock" part, though, makes me giggle. What do you mean on the rock? Like it stops on the rock? Or like vodka on the rock? Or it shatters on the rock?

That's the problem with these things, they are WAY too vague.

I'll have to put more thought into this.

Cha-cha!~
-Neffi